Frankly, I'd like to inform the author that it is not blue jeans, but cargo shorts with made me desperately desire a penis, thank you very much. The powers of those multi-pocketed khaki wonders are endless.
“Slovenly” “Drab” Unkempt” “Slatternly” “Blowzy” –many adjectives come to mind to describe most women who wear jeans.
Clearly, he hasn't been staring at pictures of SkylerCooper for long enough.