Westboro Baptist Church, in typical tasteless style, announced they would be protesting Heath Ledger's funeral. Except there's a teensy, weensy problem.
"For misguided reasons you are hiding the body of Heath Ledger, and refusing the divulge the time, date, and place of his burial in Perth, Australia, so that we at Westboro Baptist Church cannot attend — in respectful proximity — and conduct a religious service."
"Please tell us the time, date and place of Heath’s funeral in Australia. Thank you."
But don't worry, they're still prepared to save your soul: GodHatesAustralia.com. "This filthy little island in the Pacific is a hotbed of sodomy, child sex tours, and every other abominable thing obnoxious to God."