Westboro Baptist Church, in typical tasteless style, announced they would be protesting Heath Ledger's funeral. Except there's a teensy, weensy problem.
They don't know where it is.An Open Letter to the Family of Heath Ledger"For misguided reasons you are hiding the body of Heath Ledger, and refusing the divulge the time, date, and place of his burial in Perth, Australia, so that we at Westboro Baptist Church cannot attend — in respectful proximity — and conduct a religious service."
"Please tell us the time, date and place of Heath’s funeral in Australia. Thank you."
But don't worry,
they're still prepared to save your soul: GodHatesAustralia.com. "This filthy little island in the Pacific is a hotbed of sodomy, child sex tours, and every other abominable thing obnoxious to God."
And BONUS ROUND!:
GodHatesAustralia.com: Home of one awesome breakdancing bear and a message to love thy neighbor. 
